...I eat burgers. A lot. Seriously, Burger King for lunch and then we went down to the Kalona Family Restaurant for dinner- my first time there, and of course there were bacon cheeseburgers to be had.
Ahh, Left 4 Dead. What laughs you have given me through your memes.
Speaking of, my visit to the high school today. So, a few people accidentally found me early (there were some laughs when people opened doors and found me standing unexpectedly behind them), but quite possibly the best entrance ever was committed by yours truly. I happened to have donuts, a soda, and my DS, so I holed up in a practice room for some time, waiting for the perfect point when I could make my move. Now, I could hear just fine, but I looked out the window quite a bit anyway, and nobody seemed to notice me, which was just fine. After sitting through announcements and distractions, finally... the whole group stood up to begin.
Door opens.
"HOLD IT."
Everyone turns around. Before anyone can react...
"Can't let you croon that, Star Fox."
Cheers. Applause. Amazement. And so the man becomes a legend.
...really, I can't make that up. I'm hoping one day it'll end up on My Life is Average, but you never know. Of course, I have to somehow top that next time I'm there, so I may have to call in the Blue Angels or something. I mean, c'mon, I singlehandedly brought choir to a halt with an Internet meme. And then I ran out of the room to go to the bathroom, then sat in the middle of the group and ate doughnuts while they sang, then decided to lie down on the risers in the gym as they got into their rows, then rolled off when I had to move (and hitting my head actually made it even funnier). It sort of raises and answers all at once the question of why I'm still single.
Y'know, back in high school, there were a lot of girls that had their chance and missed it. These genes seriously need to get passed on somehow.
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Attaboy. :)
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